when your friend posts an ugly photo of you and your crush likes it
when you think you’re doing good in class and you get your first assignment back
|girl/boy:||*diagnosed with anorexia*|
|everyone:||kids in 3rd world countries would give anything for that food, and you refuse it!|
|girl/boy:||*diagnosed as bulimic*|
|everyone:||cancer patients with give anything to be able to keep their food in, and you choose to throw it up!|
|girl/boy:||*diagnosed as a binge eater*|
|everyone:||chill your fat ass out, some kids eat once a day!|
|everyone:||people die every day, you should be grateful for your life!|
|everyone:||lots of people have it worse than you, be grateful about how good you have it!|
|everyone:||stop freaking out over everything, it's not that big of a deal!|
|girl/boy:||yep that fixed everything thanks|
You don’t need to buy me expensive things or take me out to dinner every night or even every weekend. I don’t need the world or want the world. I want the little things. If you push my hair out of face or rub my back. Or if you randomly kiss my cheek. Or text me randomly saying you miss me. Or if you make a tweet about me or post a picture of us. Then that’s all I care about. I want the little things. I care way more about that, than anything else.
puffer fish are so cute when they arent inflated they just look like theyre smiling all the time aw
TRY TO PET ME NOW, MOTHERFUCKER!
I’m sorry, that was mean. I just wanted to see what you’d do.